Girls Weekend In Chicago

     Okay so, for this 4th of July Weekend, the girls and I decided to take a girls trip to none other than Chicago! City of R Kelly and Kanye West! So, it was Ann, Diandre, and I together for the time of our lives. I took precious measure with all the outfits and shoes I picked, I made sure my hair was on point. I even skipped my 4 year anniversary gift to go! Understand, I was excited for this trip...

     If you have any intelligence about you, then you know that a huge BUT is coming up. Let me tell you what happened. First let me just say that Day 1 was amazing. Put me in a shopping mall, let me see a few shirtless men at a park and I'm happy! I'm a simple woman with simple pleasures. Now with that said, that same evening was a whole-nother situation all together.

     It all started with getting ready. Me and my girls were doing the prepping rituals that all women do before hitting up the club. Everything was going fine. There was sexy outfits, endless body spray, hair drama, and all the other details that go into getting ready for a Sexy Night. We were talking and laughing together and running around half naked until just around when we were about leave, our host for the evening finally informs us that we're late (it's like 12:30am). Now being from Atlanta, we were sure that our host Jasmin (Ann's cousin) was simply exaggerating. I mean come on, surely Chi-town trumps the A-town when it comes to partying... we were fine.

     WRONG! So wrong. It was a disaster. I'm talking complete and utter epic fail! Ask me where we went. Go ahead. Ask! You want the answer. NOWHERE! Our black-@$$es showed up and everything was CLOSING. I was so pissed, I had to keep my mouth closed the whole ride back to the house. Mind you, it was only 2:30am when we first showed up. How pathetic is that? I know clubs in Atlanta that don't close until 6am.

     Thinking back now, maybe we dodged a bullet because the next night...was better than the last but by NO MEANS great. Let us just say that the night ended at 2am! Excuse ME? 2AM? That's what time we're usually JUST warming up! WOW. But that's the time we stopped partying. WEAK.

     Chicago... or at least the part I have seen is Decent at best. I'm still here though. Maybe this windy city has got a surprise or two up its sleeve... I hope so. I need some awesome stories to tell!