Can't Keep Your Hands to Yourself

I've got to be honest with you. Valentine's Day is one of my FAVORITE holidays that

 exist (only surpassed by Christmas) and I tend to go a bit over the top. I know there's all those haters

 out there, but how could I possibly care? If you're not smart enough to appreciate the point

 of V Day, I can't be bothered to worry about it. Sigh.

(besides, the economy could use a little spending...)

So anyway, when you're not having sex like The Man and I, it is important to keep it sexy. There are plenty of ways that we do that! One of my personal favorites are finding new places to make out. So in honor of this, I have devised a special list just for my readers. It's called:

My Top Ten Places To Make Out

10. Upside Down: That's right. When that first Spiderman Movie came out, all my senses tingled when I saw that kissing scene. Of course, I did not try it until years later when I actually got a boyfriend but it was worth the wait. Believe me. As so as I get a chance, we're going to do it in the rain. I don't know how but I'm sure The Man can find some bar to hang from or something, right? Yeah, I think so.

9. The Ocean: I hope you noticed how I did not say beach because I want there to be no confusion. Let me tell you, I have only done it once but one beautiful day on Hilton Head Island, a couple friends and I were playing around in the water when this huge wave comes crashing down on top of us. When I finally come up, we're all scattered in different locations. Out of the blue, The Man shoots up from the water and throws his arms around. He knows I can't swim and he had been looking for me. Caught up in the intense moment, I return his urgent embrace full on. And then suddenly, he's picking me up and I'm wrapping my legs around his waist and we're kissing like life will end if we stop. We're kissing like the not-so-distant families and onlookers have disappeared completely. In fact, we are so into each other that we don't see our friend waving frantically or hear them screaming "STING RAY!! HELP! CAN'T SWIM!!". Sigh. It was amazing.

8. In A Dressing Room: There are few pleasures greater than the joy of shopping and I'm good at it. Believe it. So, when I have my arms full of dresses and goodies to try on, I always have my financier The Man stand outside the fitting room so I can show him my outfits. Well, one day when I'm squeezing myself and all my clothes through the little door, I get a rather forceful shove inside and hear the door lock behind me. I'm all "WTF!" as he snatches the clothes of my hands and throws them on a hook. And then I'm all "You can't be in here!" and he's all "Yeah, yeah" and then he grabs my waist and starts kissing me for all he's worth! And then, he's picking me up and sitting me on top of him on that seat that's always there. I don't even care that my new purse is laying on the floor or that my cute dress will be wrinkled to distraction. Nope. I don't even care that that my patient leather pumps are getting scuffed against the makeshift wall/mirror... I guess there's more to be had from shopping other than spending his money...

Let the games begin.

...to be continued. For Sure.